August 28, 2007 As promised, we've got up two new shorts: Magicians Don't Bleed and a music video. More stuff up this fall! June 11, 2007 The movies now go to their own pages, which helps us out on the bandwith front. Plus, we're almost done getting a new short, "Magicians Don't Bleed," online as well as a music vido, so keep checking back. June 05, 2007 Woo! More movies! Finally! Check out "Tennis," "Car F#$@er," "Prom," "No Dumping," and "Ghost Mom." We've got a whole bunch more stuff on our crusty old hard drives that we're formatting and sending into cyberspace over the next few days, so check back, mmkay? July 13, 2006 Okay, the link for teenangels competition video actually works now, which is awesome. Because that's what we're all about--not leaving broken shit up on the site for days and pretending like everything's fine. I know the file formats for the videos aren't exactly the friendliest possible, but there will be more options by the end of the summer. Patience, grasshopper. July 12, 2006 Hey there. How are you? We've revamped the site a little. Did you notice? Yeah, we added a whole "About" page. Well of course it was costly. Don't worry about it, really. Anything for you people. Anyway, upcoming this summer will be a very large amount of short sketch films. Also, two movies are in various stages of production and will be coming at you soon. Basically, we will have actual content someday, and it will be glorious. Until then, keep checking the page religiously like we know you do. April 16, 2006 Hello. We are The Flat. We are a sketch and film comedy group and this is our website. Someday in the far-off, shiny future we may have all sorts of movies, songs, other sorts of funnery up here, but for now we've got one video. But that's good. Everyone starts small. Unless you're a baby blue whale, then you actually start pretty fucking big.